Friday, March 12, 2010

Judgy Wudgy Was a Bear


I’m a Christian and I judge people…A LOT. It gets me through my weekdays and it makes my life a little brighter. I know what you’re thinking, Christians aren’t supposed to judge but I’ve figured out why my judgment is okay with God.

I judge people based on traits that won’t keep them out of heaven. Like this kid above. God may judge this little boy based on if he was a bully or if he killed someone by sitting upon them…I judge him based on his love for Alf, the camel toe effect of his shorts and the fact that I KNOW for damn certain, he’ll never be able to fit his whole fat, kid size lunch in that itty, bitty, ass lunch box. See! It works out! We all win!

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