My favorite word is: WHY

My least favorite word is: POPPYCOCK (what IN THE fuck kind of word?)

What turns me on: TATTOOS

What turns me off: DECEIT

The sound I love most: SILENCE

The sound I hate most: ALARM CLOCKS

My favorite cuss word: FUCK

Something I've never seen before: A CAT PEE

A profession I'd love to try is: PROFESSIONAL EATER

A profession I'd hate to have is: BUBBLE GUM REMOVER

What I imagine God would say to me as he opens heaven's gates: "Whew...!" then we'd toast with a shot of Crown Royal. (I'm SURE God takes a shot every now and again...sure of it)